NOT DEAD. Just in a candy coma. One blissful opossum lies flat on its back on top of a mountain of spilled Halloween candy — paws up, tongue out, zero regrets — beside an overturned pumpkin candy bucket and two grinning jack-o'-lanterns. Hand-drawn vintage storybook art in warm orange, cream, and sage, with candy corn and lollipops scattered everywhere. He's not playing dead this time; he's just down for the count. For possum lovers, weird-animal humor fans, and anyone who has ever eaten themselves into a Halloween stupor. Printed on the Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee — a sturdy, classic-fit everyday tee. This is the Budget Edition of the design: same artwork, hard-wearing classic blank, friendlier price. A funny Halloween gift for opossum fans, wildlife rehabbers, and professional snackers.
